New funnies

I don't know where this stuff comes from but it makes me laugh.
Kaydee asked after getting home from Grandma Becky's: "If Bosco marries Casey, will he be the wicked step dog?"

And she is anti marriage and kids because she says she wants to be a chef instead.  She told me she hopes I will come to her restaurant...  Carl's Jr.  I told her she should work at a nicer restaurant where only the best chefs work and make lots of money.  Her eyes lit up and she smiled and yelled "RED ROBIN!!" 

Kaydee brought a toy car to me and said "Mom, where is its gashole?"  I was like WHAT?  Oh, you said GAS hole...ok.

Sydnee was telling Jeff she was so tired.  He told her it's because she was up all night.  She said "oh, yeah, that's because I was acting sick."  If she hadn't actually thrown up once I would have been mad.  Lol.
On Feb 1st Kaydee came home from school, and she must not have been listening to her teacher very well, because she said "Did you know tomorrow is BEAVER day?" 
Sydnee was talking about her birthday in June and Kaydee said "Know who else has a birthday in June?  Your best friend me!"
Kaydee had to go potty while we were in the car but said she could hold it.  She said "I'll hold my pee in my bum and my bear in my hands." 
Sydnee was practicing sight word flash cards and the next one was 'a'.  She tells me "I know this one!  Guess what it is?  It starts with an a."  Lol.
Sydnee got back from the doctor and Kaydee asked "How is your ear confection?"

Love them.